i haven't posted in a million years

so here's a cute picture:

moley moley moley moley moley

so yesterday i got some moles removed. the average person has 40 moles on their body and i have WAY WAY WAY more than that!

one was on my back and it stuck out so far she just shaved it off. it was itchy and i'm glad it's gone. the other was on my leg and HUGE! here's what it looked like:

she had to cut an ellipse so it wouldn't look crazy when she sewed it back together. i have 9 stitches!! 

it's all bloody and painful. i can't take the bandage off till 3pm today. i'll post pics when i do!!

i have that part of austin powers stuck in my head:

OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST FOUND TWO GREY HAIRS!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME!!! I'M ONLY 24!!!!!!!!!!!

my first grey hairs :(

wait... wtf? is it grey or gray? i just looked them both up in the dictionary and:

gray ¹ also grey      (grā)  Pronunciation Key  
adj.   gray·er also grey·er, gray·est also grey·est 

1. Of or relating to an achromatic color of any lightness between the extremes of black and white.
2. 1. Dull or dark: a gray, rainy afternoon.
   2. Lacking in cheer; gloomy: a gray mood.
   3. Having gray hair; hoary.
   4. Old or venerable.
3. 1. Having gray hair; hoary.
   2. Old or venerable.
4. Intermediate in character or position, as with regard to a subjective matter: the gray area between their differing opinions on the film's morality.

n.  

1. An achromatic color of any lightness between the extremes of black and white.
2. An object or animal of the color gray.
3. often Gray
   1. A member of the Confederate Army in the Civil War.
   2. The Confederate Army.

and

gray ¹ also grey      (grā)  Pronunciation Key  
adj.   gray·er also grey·er, gray·est also grey·est 

1. Of or relating to an achromatic color of any lightness between the extremes of black and white.
2. 1. Dull or dark: a gray, rainy afternoon.
   2. Lacking in cheer; gloomy: a gray mood.
   3. Having gray hair; hoary.
   4. Old or venerable.
3. 1. Having gray hair; hoary.
   2. Old or venerable.
4. Intermediate in character or position, as with regard to a subjective matter: the gray area between their differing opinions on the film's morality.

n.  

1. An achromatic color of any lightness between the extremes of black and white.
2. An object or animal of the color gray.
3. often Gray
   1. A member of the Confederate Army in the Civil War.
   2. The Confederate Army.

the same right? both the color grey? they say "grey also gray" and "gray also grey". why do we have two spellings?

fuck i have gray hairs.

grama's here

my grama got here from germany today. she brought lots of yummy german chocolate and candy and pictures from her trip to egypt. here's her pills:

she's got the "ass 100"s and the "retardkapseln" (kapseln means capsules, so, retard capsules).

i think that's funny!!!! the third ones aren't funny, but i put them in the picture anyway for some reason.

do you ever put your fingers on the keyboard to type something and your fingers type a completely different word? that happens to me sometimes. i always look at the word i really typed and think about what my fingers/brain are trying to tell me and it's usually nonsense.

dutch oven

so i was laying on the couch with doug one day, snuggling under the covers. i farted and he tried to give me a "dutch oven" and i said "NOOOOO NO NO NO" and doug was like "wait... what? you don't like the smell of your own farts?"

so... i'd like to know.... do YOU like the smell of your farts?

silly news

rotten.com has stuff that is too gross for me to look at. but their news page is hilarious!! i read the news here every day! http://www.dailyrotten.com/ 

i thought someone else might enjoy this as well.